Rachel: I'm going to go to my house.
Elizabeth: You're so silly, Rachel. You live at our house! You are my sister and Jesus gave us sisters so we'd have each other.
Mommy: *Contented sigh...*
Rachel: No...I live in a rainbow house.
Mommy: *Forehead slap*
|So...whatcha doin in there??|
In the bath the other night...
Elizabeth: Mom, if I were a mermaid, my name would be eyelash.
|Don't worry about me, Mom! I'm just going to check how clean this bathroom is...again...|
|How do your kids watch TV??|
And my favorite...after a long day of not listening and wearing on my last nerve...
Elizabeth: But Mom!! I can't go on the naughty list!! I made my bed!!