I thought this would be the next fun list because these thoughts run through my head all the time. So pile on your contributions at the end!
You can tell I'm a (new) mom because...
... I have a permanent throw-up/drool stain on my left shoulder.
... Every week, I buy diapers and laundry detergent.
... I have Sesame Street and Disney CD's in my car on a constant loop.
... It takes me fifteen minutes to pluck my eyebrows because it's been two weeks (this was last night at 10 p.m. for me!).
... I eat most meals standing up.
... I can tell from the cry whether my child is hurt or just wants attention.
... I pick my battles and if my child doesn't match, but she picked out her clothes herself, then oh well...
... I forget where my mascara is.
... I'm too tired to make a fresh pot of coffee so I just reheat what's leftover from this morning.
... I will drive out of my way to find a drive-through...whether it's a bank, a restaurant or a dry cleaner.
... I smile as I run on the treadmill because for one hour, my children are in the nursery.
... I look like a train-wreck when they feel sick.
... I automatically place my cell phone and remote control on the highest shelf possible.